Madame Beulah Fluggins, the late wife of the late, Honorable Horace Fluggins.
Beulah was, at her best physically, a renowned eyesore. According to Marvin, "Rumor has it she was so ugly she could make a freight train take a dirt road. Hence her nickname, Dirt Road Fluggins. But I think that's just mean."
Beulah was, at her best physically, a renowned eyesore. According to Marvin, "Rumor has it she was so ugly she could make a freight train take a dirt road. Hence her nickname, Dirt Road Fluggins. But I think that's just mean."
Her husband is reputed to have paid the portrait artist a great deal of money to pretty up Beulah into the raving beauty you see before you. Horace held fast to the belief that the only memory anyone would have in 100 years of the Mrs. was this portrait, and he wanted to be remembered as having been married to one of the great beauties of all time. The real story and the portrait endure, at odds even to this day, 62 years beyond Horace's prediction. What is also widely known is that Beulah was the brains of the outfit, and the real reason anyone remembers Horace. All the groundbreaking legislation he passed through the Senate was due to her masterful skill in secret negotiations and her legendary ability to hold her liquor.